What is Felicia drinking these days? It depends on the mood, Sweet Cheeks, it depends on the mood. Baking pie? Gran Marnier or a nice port wine. Rough day? Bourbon, neat. No food since breakfast? A dirty martini, because it tastes like a meal. Chilly? Loco Hot Cocoa or hot mulled cider. On a date? A full-bodied, spicy red wine. And here’s Felicia’s favorite nip when there’s nothing else in the house to drink:
Relaxation Cocktail
1 ounce NyQuil
5 milligrams Vicodin
hot tub
bed
Wash Vicodin down with Nyquil. Soak in hot tub for 30 minutes. Fall into bed and have sweet dreams til morning.
Sweet dreams 'til morning? We could be talkin' the big sleep here, baby...but i bet a hot tub is pretty cool on vicodin and nyquil....
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